So, the third Thursday of every month is my ritual inbox-cleaning day; it is, in fact, an all day job. During this long and tedious process, I came across a few hilarious emails received by visitors of this site. Emails that weren't laughable were simply a testament to human stupidity. Either way they're worth a quick read so check out the stupid things people have to say!

This sidebar series I'm starting tonight has no scheduled publishing intervals or anything of that sort, I'll just post a pile of funny emails whenever I collect enough that are worthy (assuming I don't just delete everything out of rage). Names and email addresses have been withheld to protected the rightfully ashamed. All of these were sent via the site's contact form. All emails are completely unedited.

There are about 2093 emails that go something like this.

WHERE R ALL OF THE DOWNLOADS?!?!? i looked and i cant findem X_X. by the way nice screenshots

This left me speechless.

What is the Halo Dev and is it able to save to a Action Replay memory card?

The type of email that will never get an answer.

I'm not very computer hitech so will the new prometheus be easy to use to newbs and computer unfriendly people like me?

This guy didn't see the screens, video, or the list of developers; it should be noted that Prometheus is best suited for users that can read / see.

All you guys have is a assload of empty words. Talk about it when you have a product...otherwise get off the net.

I just don't know how some people miss the FAQ. That's assuming I'm even understanding what he's trying to say correctly.

so explain this to me prometheus erases 3DSmax? Im new so I don't know much. I am still using HEK and only modding halo original. Where can I get 3dsmax or do i have to spend $3000?

Some people are just ... oh so thick in the skull. How many times does this site say "don't ask for beta," in various places? At least five I believe.

Hey i want to beta test this.(im a member of Group Bocked and we can reconize you guys if we make mods with this program) Thanks

I also like how people think being a member of some "group" makes them cool / special / an exception to the rule.

¤Team Nmp Member¤... im a Modding member of team nmp and i was woundering if i can get on the Beta testing team for this app ....if any chance at all

How / Why would I know?

When i meet people in their servers they tell me something about a program called alldev or something like that. They tell me that is a trainer of Devmode to use when hosting on internet.

Is that true ¿? Can I have such a program or is not public ?

*shakes head*

P.S.: By the way, what does the "bar" checkbox next to "foo" do?

I am so glad the emailer translated this for me, saved me quite a bit of time.

j00 |<1c|< 455
(you kick ass)

People who talk like this make cruddy things.

P.S. Dont get me wrong though, Just make sure you leave alot of hardwork left in making sp maps so noobies wont go around making cruddy things.

Well that sums it up, they weren't all hilarious, but that just gives you an idea of what 1/8th of my HaloDev Inbox looks like after a few weeks.